“i quit sky diving after I got married because it takes money and time, 2 things women take a lot of.” Mr McGann
“he was wielding his Excalibur
Why is it called Excalibur?
Because only he can pull it out”
“why does every teenage boy masturbate”
“to get laid”
“you’re married, same thing!”
This is really hard on me because it’s so NOT me but I know I have to do it if I want to get where I want to be